What’s the difference between a Muslim in a police station and a ‘Muslim’ Secularist in a Police station? One is suspected by the police, the other is having a suspicious relationship with the police.
What’s the difference between a ‘Muslim’ Secularist and a barbaric Viking from the medieval period?…nothing, they both act according to whatever is the culture of their times
Why wouldn’t a ‘Muslim’ Secularist say the Islamic shariah is perfect and universal for all times? Because he can’t say that Secularism and Islam can both be perfect at the same time…
Why do Reader’s Digest prefer recruiting ‘Muslim’ Secularists?…because they need people with experience at selectively abridging classical books
Why did the secularist cross a road with no walkway?…because he believed the traffic laws shouldn’t be taken literally, and only have a ’spiritual meaning’
The Sun newspaper (a trashy UK newspaper) opened up a competition for amateur spin doctors, ‘Muslim’ Secularists turned up at the entrance but were refused by the bouncer who said “sorry, no professionals”.
Whats the difference between a ‘Muslim’ Secularist and a Washing-Machine?…nothing, they both make dirty things look clean, and the process involves a lot of spinning…
A Muslim was reading a book on Islamic history, his ‘Muslim’ Secularist friend approached him and asked what he was reading, the Muslim replied “This book is about Islamic history, I am currently reading the section about the early Muslim munafiqs (hypocrites)”. “Is that so” the Secularist replied, what does it say about the hypocrites?”. “Well”, the Muslim replied, “it says that they were a people who, when Islam took over, they just adapted themselves to the current social norms they found themselves in, they questioned Islam when things were not beneficial to them, they sided with the enemies of the Muslims and blamed the Muslims for the aggression by these enemies, and lastly, they always sought a way out from doing their obligations by twisting the truth”. “Interesting” said the Secularist, “But I came today to speak to you about Secularism, as you know, it is the current international norm and we must adapt to Modern times. We must seek what would be of benefit to Muslims and avoid burdening ourselves with out of date laws. People say they hate the US and UK governments for their wars in Iraq , but we should not hate them, they have brought so much good to world, we should help them instead and prevent Muslims from opposing them, which is why they attack us in the first place. Of course we as Muslims have many obligations Islam has obliged upon us, but today’s world is a different context, so most of those obligations would no longer apply in their current forms”. “Interesting” replied the Muslim…
